was attempted on a New Zealand beach recently.

Apparently, the kiwi princess’ demand that her citizenry turn in their weapons was delivered in a language familiar to an alien race monitoring Earth. The aliens were identified as EeeZeeYeelders by a high ranking US Space Force member who requested anonymity.

The EeeZeeYeelders, known for their lack of backbone, wasted no time attempting to comply.

So far, no New Zealand official with balls big enough to force his – or in NZ’s case her – hand into the jar-less jelly has yet to step forward to accept the symbolic first EeeZeeYeelder’s weapon carried in the purple stew,

This delay of the UNexpected historic event raises a couple of questions.

Is UNarmed peace and harmony possible between two pussified non-contestants when one side is UNable to advance from it’s hidden agenda of control and what kind of safety is the colonial minded political class offering, anyway?