The Cookies were singing ‘Chains’ when I woke up this morning and while that instigated a lively trip down memory lane to more propitious days, by the time I got to the shower the lyrics started developing variations and now I’m singing for democrats who don’t have a ticket anymore.

Sing a long

Chainge, the democrats got me locked up in chainge
And they ain’t the kind that you can see
Whoa, their chainge of lies got a hold on me, yeah

Chainge, well I can’t break away from their chainge
Can’t breakaway my minds not free
Whoa I’m chained to their lies about democracy, yeah

Now believe me when I tell you, freedom’s Divine
I’d like to live it but Donald I’m imprisoned by their chainge
Democrats got me locked into chainge
Their group think ways have stifled me
Whoa their chainge has coaxed US into tyranny, yeah

I wanna tell you, Mr. President, you are doing fine
I support your agenda but I can’t break away from all of their chainge
Progressives got me locked up in chainge
And they ain’t the kind easy to break free
Whoa these chainges bein’ forged in democracy, yeah.

Chainge chainge of lies chainge of lies