Democrats do have a plethora of no talent piss boys standing by, eager to activate any of the multiple non-specific personalities lying dormant in their finely cultivated amoral comfort zone whenever a vacancy opens in their national lineup.

Prior to their anointing, though, they must prove every effort was made to enhance the party’s standing in the eyes of their base.

Recently, with the departure of Senator Franken the role of Prince of Banality has opened up and it looks like a Tennessee congressperson, one Steven Cohen is making a play for that long honored position of the democrat party’s spokesperson of all things pernicious.

A recent interview with MSNBC offered the Tennessee squawker what he might have considered his final audition for the part of Isreal Leaven, Knesset Kontrol.

What? You think I should have my head examined? Democrats have been selling US out going back to the Clinton administration.

C’mon, you really think Pakistan’s got the longest running spy operation going on in Congress?

Oy.